Fuck You Jo Boo, I do it myself.

What d'yall think about Las Vegas? A pretty hedonistic place no doubt, but for some reason its always so much damn fun, even in 125 degree summer weather. When it's that hot outside you can fry an egg on the pavement, although it's probably not a good idea to eat it afterwards. Have you ever been flipped off by someone driving a car with a peace sign on it? It's a truly rewarding experience. That didn't happen to me at all today. I just sat around and pondered the inner meanings of Creation while seemingly running around in a Berkeley circle to complete remedial tasks of utter insignificance. LA is a place that I'm not really too sure about at this point....whereas I think that I may like Vegas more and more with each visit, I think I have started to like LA less and less, we'll see what we can't do about that. It's time like this that I wonder about Crater Lake and what's going on with it. I hope to one day soon find out. All of this pointless blabber might APPEAR as if it is without merit and just completely self-serving, but I think you might be able to comb through these words here and find something worth holding onto...here, how about some factoids, who doesn't love factoids?

From the smallest microprocessor to the biggest mainframe, the average American depends on over 264 computers per day.
The average American contributed 1,570 pounds of of solid trash to the world last year, along with 23 tons of hazardous waste and 3.613 pounds of sewage.
The Kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly, lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind and lays only one egg each year. Yet is has survived for 70 million years.
The three wealthiest people (and their families) in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the 48 poorest countries.
Americans spend six times as much on home video games ($5.5 billion) as they do on school library materials for their children.

I woke up in the morning to Ross Smirnoff hassling me about how ridiculous it was that I wasn't alive and in New York to see the Yankees score an unprecedented 8 2nd inning runs....he was angered by my refusal to comply with his giddiness and was probably even further enraged upon the Yanks miserable loss at the end of the all important 9th inning. A-Rod cannot respond to pressure and that is obviously a pretty key requisite to being a New Yorker, let alone a Yankee of the variety. I unfortunately did not get around to cleaning up my room today, and there is nothing worse than going off in to the world with your possessions in dissaray. You will have to make do over the next couple of days without any incessant ramblings because Vegas is all about business, as we all know. I'm sure that there are some important polling data to be published in the near future and I hope to meet up with all of you again quite soon after I have consulted with my attorney, Troy, somewhere outside of Barstow, California.......

People love to use their cell phones, camera phones, iphones, digital cameras, and blackberries while at live concerts and events these days. Does this bring us closer or further away from distributing the message of art?


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